Thursday, December 3, 2009

For the record...I don't care

Tiger Woods is an idiot. Following the example of countless other rich celebs, Tiger has ignored his wife and family and enlisted in what is believed to be several affairs with other women. As if being insanely rich, ultra successful, and having a beautiful wife wasn't enough to insure his happiness, he had to step out on his family, and I have no use for that kinda behavior.

With that said, I also want to say, at the end of the day, I wasn't surprised and I really don't care. To be honest, I don't care anymore than I did when we all learned of the bad behavior of other athletes like Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and Michael Vick. Just like it always has before, life goes on and the sports universe will survive despite another hero falling off his pedestal.

Can we just move on and talk about sports now and not the personal behavior of the athletes while they're away from the game? That would be awesome.

In other major news, Jon hates Kate, Rosie O'Donnel is still gay, Oprah is retiring from her talk show, and Brett Favre is considering retirement after the season. Oh, and there's been some talk about the economy, the war on terror, and health care reform, but who cares about that trivial crap?

Not me either.

2 comments:

  1. I'm sorry Mike but I have to disagree. I love the RealWorld (at least the Ruins) Rock of Love, and Tool Academy (I remember the chick Tiger was texting from the 1st episode of the 1st season). I love drama (as long as its not happening in my life), and this is hilarious.

    This is the kind of thing that passes the Mom Test (c) Bill Simmons-- My mom who doesn't care much about sports cares about this story. I know it makes me a bad person but I want to know all the details.

    Hey Tiger, a guy that is really dorky and probably couldn't get too many girls in Highschool loves skanks. I'm just saying its a guilty pleasure but I enjoy the story.

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  2. When you have a wife that hot, why do you even consider cheating?

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