Starting a new post after that food break so you don't all have to scroll down, that's for you J.Lee thanks for being lazy.
Right now Purdue is responding to everyone saying they had no chance by leading Siena by 12. I love when that happens. Wisconson up on Wofford so my bracket looks good Oakland Cheerleaders showed up for the game, I'm just glad we don't have to see Minnesota (sorry girls you're all still way outta my league but that doesn't say much)
Also if you are in Murray (home of the Racers!) check out Victor's Sandwiches. Gotta give a deliciousness shoutout. I even picked it over Dairy Queen chili dogs (again only at the Murray DQ) so that should tell you alot. Only problem with Victor's is the menu is so big you want 6 things and are always worried your order could have been better. Victor's is just like DENARO Thomas, its from Murray and its MONEY.
2:55--WOW--the Missouri Cheerleaders brought the pain. Fantastic, great job girls. I would say more but I'm stuffing a roast beef and chedder sandwich towards my face.
2:59 most frigtening commercial the KFVS 12 news team. Old people shouldn't text, and they really shouldn't use slang. Its like golfers trying to high 5, never works and sometimes its downright sad.
3:00--Clemson band has a girl drummer. I like that. Hey I missed Gus Johnson commentary for Missouri-Clemson 1st half. I'm so upset. Gus Johnson is wearing a head set 3 sizes too big. Lucian says "He looks like Steve Urkel in that thing."
3:02 Big dunk by Clemson and Gus Johnson gets orgasmic. That's why he has the big head set, if its normal size he probably makes it explode every 4th dunk.
3:04 Really enjoying the Mizzou Clemson game. Lots of running and athletics. Great game for Gus.
3:06--Tanner Smith who may have vomited when we were gone just undunked the ball. That was just great awfulness. He might have a 7 inch verticle. Ball barely touched the bottom of the rim.
3:07 Watching Jerai Grant (son of Harvey nephew of Horace) on Clemson and puts them ahead 1 with 16:29 left. He should have worn the Horace Grant rec specs. I loved those. I even wore a pair when I played Converse basketball (on a side note, I didn't play much)
3:10--I am very proud to say I have never watched an episode of any type of CSI. It just seems like an old people show.
3:11--J Lee thinks the Tigers will win the Clemson/Mizzou game. It takes me a full minute to realize that both mascots are the Tigers. Wild things happening. I'm still eating, don't judge.
3:13 We check Sportsnation for an extended look at Michelle Beadle. She is loving Conan Obrien. I'm loving Michelle Beadle. I wish I didn't have to look at Colin Cowheard though. I have been this upset by trying to look at an attractive girl but an ugly guy throwing his face in the mix since the Halle Berry-Billy Bob Thornton scene in Monster's Ball
3:14--Tanner Smith gets beat off the dribble. Apparently Clemson only has 5 players because they refuse for him. He looks like he wouldn't start on a CBI tourney team.
3:17--Grant with a big dunk and the foul! My favorite son of an NBA player that had a twin brother on Michael Jordan's first 3 championship teams. That was stiff competition.
3:18 Bobby Thuggins on HD--set up a warning CBS!!!
3:19--Clemson Coach has on a burnt orange jacket. It looks velvet. Lucian starts singing "Black Velvet".
3:20--Lucian loves the Missouri Violent Cuts and Rim Running. We need some Jimmy Dykes.
3:21--This game is just awesome lots of running. Wow Wofford is tied with Wisconsin. Trying to destroy my bracket. And Sienna has cut it to 7 with 2 minutes left. Luckily we still only have 1 CBS. I just threw a bottle cap at Lucian.
3:23--Lucian--"If they are going to say that circle under the basket is the charge/blocking foul deciding factor then why don't they have to always paint it under the basket?"--Me"I..I don't know, that seems like a no brainer"
Hey NCAA instead of moving to 96 teams (which is just dumb) maybe just fix your current problems. Like the guess work on charges. I'd accept 72 teams but 96 it totally unnecessary. I think Florida should not have been there and Illinois should, but not enough to get that upset. I'd rather the Selection committee didn't set up a cakewalk for Duke in their region and they should have to explain why teams are seeded and placed where they are.
3:27 Sienna-Purdue 3 point game with a minute left. we are still stuck w/ Missouri Clemson with 1125. Tanks alot CBS.
3:30--FINALLY sent out to Purdue game. Siena just missed a shot and Purdue got the rebound up 5. And straight to a timeout. Great timing CBS couldn't be better.
3:31--Gus Johnson just said the Bump and the GRIIIIINNNDDD through clenched teeth. Somebody call R. Kelly. Space Jam soundtrack might get pulled outta the car sometime today.
3:33--We are joined by Marshall Toy! I'm excited about that. He is not excited by his trendy picks that killed his brackets.
3:35--Missouri is pulling away. They look good.
3:38 We are laughing about the Daniel Orton Fbomb on CBS. Hope everybody was prepared for that yesterday.
3:39--Toy tells us that the Sienna game was being called on the radio by PJ Carlisimo. He sounded old and like a smoker. He probably would have sounded better if Latrell Sprewell wasn't choking him.
3:43--I like Jimmer Fredette but we all agree he is getting WAY too much press. Not good. He might be the next Bryce Drew.
3:46--Lucian is missing Quin Snyder so we google him. Coaching in the NBDL Austin Torro's well then. This leads us to our favorite NBDL team names. We decide on the Roanoke Dazzle.
3:48 --Marshall get out his snack, Sun Chips in a 100% compostable bag. He hates it. Loudest most annoying bag ever. Don't eat them at the movies.
3:51--We decide we have to go to Vegas for first weekend of March Madness next year. I love this idea.
3:54--Wofford up 1 on Wisconsin to destroy my bracket with 334 left and we continue to get Missouri.
3:56--Tanner Smith is 1-8 but still playing. Clemson coach should has spent more time recruiting and less time picking out that Organe Jacket.
3:57 --Wisconsin tied with Wofford but I's still staring at Tanner Smith. Thank goodness.
4:02--Missouri get a wide open layup with 25 seconds left to put them up 6. Good D Clemson.
4:03 on the plus side we have decided that the Clemson Coach has a suede jacket. Glad we got that taken care of. I bet his office smells of rich mahogany.
4:04--finally we go to Wisconsin. They just hit 2 freethrows to put them up 2.
4:07 we see that a Wisconsin player has a box hair cut. I think its coming back.
4:09--Wisconsin wins to keep my bracket alive. We get the last 5 minutes of Pitt Oakland. I have Pitt in my final four, you wanna know why? Just feeling it.
4:12--I am very glad there is a big game break coming up. i'm gonna need it.
4:13--Oakland has a black mock turtle neck with a black sweater vest on top. That's outstanding. He looks like the guy the older bouncer at a script club.
4:14--good time to point out Oakland has their names on the back of the jersey under the letters. I really like their jerseys. They look good. Too bad we won't be seeing them no more.
4:16--Toy claims that Michelle Beadle is dating a Lopez brother, probably Brooke. I am outraged by this. We are furiously googling this. No answer. Very upset. I refuse to believe it.
4:22--we are taking a break to watch Eastbound and Down during the TV break. I'm hoping the late posts are not filled with obscenities. (fingers crossed everybody)
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